mulaqat

Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha, Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

fish swim

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach

pilot

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

same reply

Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di. Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha? Santa:Mera BETA..

wife died

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

hight of badluck

Boy: Marry Me.. ? Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? Boy: No Salary.. But,.. Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P

Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k
saath,
room me karo ya garden me,
din me karo ya raat me
bed pe karo ya sofe pe
PADHAI to krni hi hai

Santa k wife ka Rang kala tha,

1din Orange Saari pehnkar Pucha:

main Kaisi Dikh rahi hu?

Santa:jaise kajal ki factory Me aag lag Gyi ho...