Wednesday, September 14, 2011

mulaqat


Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

fish swim


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

pilot


Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

same reply


Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

wife died


Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

hight of badluck


Boy: Marry Me.. ?
Girl: Do You Have A House.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ?
Boy: No Salary.. But,..
Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!!

Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa,
3 Property Lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?!
How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P 

Tuesday, September 13, 2011


Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k
saath,
room me karo ya garden me,
din me karo ya raat me
bed pe karo ya sofe pe
PADHAI to krni hi hai

Monday, September 12, 2011

Santa k wife ka Rang kala tha,
1din Orange Saari pehnkar Pucha:

main Kaisi Dikh rahi hu?

Santa:jaise kajal ki factory Me aag lag Gyi ho...