Sunday, October 30, 2011

 Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi banjaye,chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri banjaye
Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
 Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hameinaap yaad nahi aate,mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! 
 A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

mulaqat


Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

fish swim


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

pilot


Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

same reply


Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

wife died


Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

hight of badluck


Boy: Marry Me.. ?
Girl: Do You Have A House.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ?
Boy: No Salary.. But,..
Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!!

Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa,
3 Property Lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?!
How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P 

Tuesday, September 13, 2011


Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k
saath,
room me karo ya garden me,
din me karo ya raat me
bed pe karo ya sofe pe
PADHAI to krni hi hai

Monday, September 12, 2011

Santa k wife ka Rang kala tha,
1din Orange Saari pehnkar Pucha:

main Kaisi Dikh rahi hu?

Santa:jaise kajal ki factory Me aag lag Gyi ho...